I need to find some sucker to splash out on this for me. Someone's gotta love me this much right?
ETA also www.hervia.com/Vivienne-Westwood-Jewelle
Maybe it is time to start selling underwear?
I wake up cold and annoy
If an ex said he hates
"Oh snap fat-
Would
I did just 5 minut
If a fairy
Ask if I can have a go on her crown
What is your curre
My jeans
Do you like drama
No. It's annoy
What kind of camer
A somet
Last time you were on a boat and where
Chris
Do you take daily
Yes. How do you expec
Where
My lap. Half balan
What was the last item you bough
A book of love poems
What count
I love Mexia
Last time you used a coupo
Does googl
Are you afrai
I'm not so into them as I used to be. I think
If your best frien
Would
Would
Both?
Do you think
This quest
Say a rando
Glute
Do you wear anyth
Do I wear anyth
What is/
None.
At what age do you want to be marri
If you set goals
Is divor
Not right
What color
Most Borin
Where
Londo
Where
Sitti
What are you suppo
Not havin
One wish?
Job. And a Lomo fishe
Are you slowl
Nah mate.
I'm hungr
When was the last time you felt unbea
An hour or so ago. I did a fail.
How is life going
half okay half GRARG
When was the last time you held someo
Month
Who can you tell every
Sarah
Who was the last perso
What'
Last words
"at the Toole
I may or may not be condu
(am not)
Have you ever kisse
The law of avera
How do you feel about
Non-
What is the next conce
Morri
Can you play guita
Yeah but on the DS it gives
Do you prefe
Hot-
Is any part of your body sore?
My brain
Who was your last text from?
Kirst
What is the last movie
Somer
What do you curre
A poor imita
Do fish have feeli
Kurt Cobai
What do you curre
Bunni
How old do you think
Too old.
Would
Read a comic
Missi
Not only one perso
What'
I like the taste
Where
I dunno
Do you feel like danci
Not right
How much money
There
Do you sleep
When it's not ice-
Is there
No. They shoul
Do you burn easil
No. I'm as Anglo
What made you happy
Some Malte
Who were the last peopl
Grace
Where
Nella
Did you cry today
No. And by no I mean yeah.
Plans
It's 10pm now so maybe
Who do you love more than anyth
Orang
1. I'm older than you think
2. When I was 8 I thought George Michael was my boyfriend. He even bought me a heart shaped keyring and card for valentines day. I thought I'd heard his limo in the street during the night.
3. I called my cat Johnny K after Johnny Knoxville because I thought naming a pet after someone would let you sleep with said namesake. I did not get the memo saying this was 'something I just made up'.
4. I am 90% scar tissue. I probably wouldn't need a bulletproof vest if I was in the FBI. I would need to be American though.
5. People are always shocked/surprised by my height. My nan was over 6' when she died though so I reckon I have another few inches left to grow.
6. I have Hip Displaysia and am in pain 24 hours a day. Shut up about your finger-ache.
7. When I get dressed, my mindset is Jill Tyrell meets Rockstars Wife
+
=
(this day was a little off)
8. I'd rather make someone laugh than save a life.
9. I've been a member of the Red Cross for 17 years and could save your life like a mother bitch. Oh wait...crap.
10. I wish I lived in a shack in Twin Peaks with Special Agent Dale Cooper.
11. I used to think the old days were black and white.
12. I love the taste of the shiny side of sellotape.
13. I have a deep love for genuinely formulaic pop music particularly Girls Aloud. I believe that creating a truly wide reaching successful pop song is a science.
14. The
15. I'm a real dead ringer for love.
16. I'm on a mission to prove that Slash is my daddy, not Paul Numan as my mother suggests.
17. I have finally accepted that I have not and never will have a musical bone in my body.
18. I hate fussy eaters, despite being a non-wheat eating Vegetarian on the GI diet.
19. I have Cutlery Autism.
20. People who use the word 'Random' as an adjective makes me want to commit genocide.
21. I am also captain Grammar-Nazi who bites her fist when she sees some of the people allowed to use the internet.
22. Dogs in hats make me smile.
23. I'm getting new teeth and a Vivienne Westwood handbag in 12 months and I think that makes me happier than world peace.
24. It's all a front. I'm terribly shy.
25. My laugh, I have recently discovered, is one of my most defining features.
Under
Why aren'
Oh leave
How many times
Oh loads
Is your profi
nah. hence
What'
Jangl
How was the past week for you?
So so tires
How many month
12. That'
What are you liste
Sorry
I love this album
I mean,
Does it bothe
Why would
Are you good at givin
Yes. The probl
What is your favor
The rest of the jar. Oh man, i reall
Do you curre
No. I live in a house
When was the last time you talke
Is is jemma
If the year only consi
Summe
Could
If i was on my way to a '
What'
Satis
What was on your mind most today
These
Last perso
I gave sever
Do you like winte
A bit. There
Do you belie
No. You can'
Your best frien
Have 'the talk'
What'
Melon
Can you hones
I'm tryin
In the past week have you felt stupi
I kinda
Do you have your baby pictu
Oh yeah.
When was the last time you visit
Coupl
What did you do today
Geeke
What happe
Nothi
Were you happy
A littl
Do you know the words
Um. I think
Last thing
The secre
Do you ever leave
Yes. I am a fully
FFS.
Do you have any caree
Shut up.
Did you wake up in the middl
Yes and I read a bit of Laura
At this time yeste
I was in town tryin
Do you liste
What'
Who was the last perso
Dad. Cat. Man in HMV. which
Who was the last perso
Daisi
- Mood:
geeky
my mom's a childminder and the last kid was meant to be picked up at 5, in time for us to get to his appointment at 6.15, my dad even got out of work early so we could all go. by 10 to 6 the last kid was still here and i had to stay...the parent didn't turn up till 7. no apologies, no excuses nothing. apart from the kid being away from home so long, that means my mom would have done a 12 hour day if i hadn't been able to stick around.
anyway...my folks came home around 7.10. they went straight in the kitchen and i went after them when they didn't come in the front-room. my dad was crying and stupidly i asked where oscar was. my mom had to tell me he had been put down. i knew deep down he wouldn't be coming home but i tried to keep and open mind cause i hadn't been able to go with them. he'd had a massive tumour in his stomach that could have ruptured at any moment and he'd've bled to death slowly and in pain. we were assured he wasn't yet in pain and very much in his own world which is reassuring.
we knew it was coming and i'm glad he was put to sleep before the bad-time but i feel such resentment to that parent that stopped me from being there. it's not their fault but they knew we had to go the vets, they knew i wanted to be there regardless. it's not their fault but i need to be mad at someone and unfortunately i don't believe in god.
they could at least have apologised.
erm, no but this one guy propo
Would
death
Do you have a frien
i think
What is wrong
man-
Do you crack
Would
i jus got in and took my coat/
Can you handl
no. lie to me.
Do you wear heels
only took them off about
Did you like anyon
this one just gone?
What did you have for break
sleep
Do you read horos
yeah becau
"You can feel the pain of other
fuck off.
Is there
2 ladie
Are you enemi
oh no. there
Have you ever done somet
many thing
Have you ever had the cops calle
don'
Who was the last perso
umm, my mate when we were out the other
Who was the last perso
hmm. was it clare
Have you told anybo
apart
If you could
no. i'm in touch
What'
damn every
What did you wake up to this morni
cold nose and empty
Descr
grey vest.
Who were the last peopl
wendy
When you have kids,
not fusse
What are you doing
singi
Are you alone
in this room i am. no sane livin
Are you still
yes. yes i am. i have a few endur
Have you ever had your heart
oh god yeah.
Have you ever broke
not on purpo
If you could
cba
Who was the last perso
cat. does a text count
Who is the last perso
chesw
Have you made a mista
um, i don'
What are you stres
birth
Are you someo
*
Do you regre
yeah,
Have you ever had a serio
yeah.
Do you miss anyon
not so much.
Who did you last hug?
err.
Do you think
no, not me.
Name one perso
sarah
Do you want somet
chees
If you could
Londo
When will your next kiss be?
who knows
Name somet
satur
Who’s
my tummy
Are you datin
nah guy. james
Has anyon
yes but i broug
- Mood:
determined - Music:morrissey
bored
Who was your last text from?
kirst
What'
i compl
What was the highl
frida
Do you get along
you don'
Last movie
would
Are you happy
yeah.
Who do you curre
kid carpe
If you could
booze
Who makes
who?
What were you doing
in bed watch
What is the last thing
'i wish i hadn'
Where
downs
What are you doing
avoid
Is there
no. absol
Do you miss anyon
yeah.
Are you mad at someo
no i'm not which
What song is stuck
theme
How diffe
very very very much so. i was a stres
When'
when/
Do you like your life at the momen
it's not bad for what it actua
What is in your back pack right
a recei
Been caugh
not in a long while
What makes
ignor
If you could
i'd never
Have you ever dated
yep. do i get a certi
oh, is that the end? bye x
- Mood:
indescribable - Music:failed world record attempt - kid carpet
nah mate. sunday afternoon though innit?
2) Was your last real relat
it was another notch on the experience post.
3) Do you belie
i belie
4) Who did you last say i love you to?
sarah probs. or the cat.
5) Do you regre
nah. i love them both.
6) Have you ever been depre
yeah. it was l-ame.
7) Have you got a best frien
um. yeah. i think i have. yowsers. better get nasty matching necklaces. or tattoos.
8) Are you a boy or girl?
i'm all man lady.
but i'm a girl.
9) What is your relat
take single. multiply it by a bajillion. and then that's close.
10) How do you want to die?
on live tv. sux 2 b u broadcasters.
11) What did you last eat?
halloumi, houmous and salad pitta which i spat on my lap because of this picture.....
12) Play any sport
umm. is tetris a sport?
13) Do you bite your nails
nah mate. wish i did. they seem to grow at a rate of a kilometre a week. and we all know only prudes have long nails.
14) Last time you saw your dad ?
gary? this afternoon. he was taking photos of the dogs in hats.
15) Do you have an attit
i've been told self-confidence can be mistaken for arrogance. bleh.
16) Ever been in love?
yeah. it's nice while it works.
17) What is your real name?
roxanne la win.
18) Like readi
i heart reading. i'd gladly give up my tv for a giant bookshelf. i can still watch dvds on my computer right?
19) Are you gonna
eugh. no
20) Do you hate anyon
one person. always will.
21) Do you miss someo
i miss being around people. not one person in particular. lots of them. 95% of my mates live distance away so i get to travel a lot but i don't get to have money a lot.
22) Twirl
shove my face in like a piglet.
23) Do you tan a lot?
yeah i tan really easily. and i finally realised it looks a lot better than when i was gothly white all the time.
24) Have any pets?
johnny k but i dunno if he'd agree he's a pet. more a spiritual guide, spouse, offspring, buddy...he has grand ideas above his station.
25) How exact
sunday afternoony. a bit lethargic. a bit like i ought to be doing something but there's no one to make me do it.
26) Ever ate food in a car while
um. yes.
27) Ever made out in the bathr
mwa ha ha haaaa.
yes.
28) Would
nah. yeah. maybe. shouldn't though.
29) Are you scare
not at all. and people that are piss me off. if they're like shouting and spazzing out annat.
30) Would
for good? no. i'd like to look at other times but not live there. i like ipods too much.
31) Do you regre
regrets, i've had a few, but then again too few to mention.
32) What are your plans
it's 5.30 on sunday. i think i may lounge about some more. next weekend it's craft o' clock at babydull's.
33) Do you want to have kids?
not for time mate. and i think i'd probably adopt. if they let me.
34) Ever kisse
yeah i have. what of it? whose asking?
35) Do you type fast?
yeah but i rarely use capitals and frequently spoon the spelling.
36) Do you get on with your paren
yeah i do.
37) What schoo
the school of 'i'm 27 thx'.
38) Can you spell
oh yeah. i'm an absolute spelling and grammar nazi. despite what you may see here.
39) Do you miss anyon
yes. who invented missing people? i'd like to kick their ass.
40) What are you cravi
a big cup of pop.
41) Ever been to a bonfi
yeah. but got thrown out.
42) Ever been swimm
yeah. in france there was eels in the lake thogh so i freaked ot and hid in the car for the rest of the day.
43) Have you ever been on a horse
again, in france. horses are dumb.
44) Kisse
wowee!! i wish. i think i have an ambition in life now. thanks.
45) Have you ever broke
yeah. guilt is horrible but sometimes you just have to be selfish. l-ame i know.
46) Are you happi
ooh. i can't answer that.
47) Have you ever been cheat
not that i know of. that's low.
48) Have you ever made a boyfr
yeah. not on purpose. well, not always on purpose.
50) What shoul
selling stuff on tsuk.
51) What'
spine pain.
52) Have you ever liked
oh yeah. i was a right emo.
53) Does someb
nah. not me guv.
54) What is your favor
electric blue.
55) Have you ever chang
have i ever not?
57) Do you have trust
only in that i'm far too trusting. i'm gonna get done-over one of these days and end up in take a break.
59) Have you ever shave
ha. yeah. hilarious, but only in hindsight.
60) Do you have a good relat
we've already been over this. running out of questions before 100 fail.
62) Do you belie
nah. i'm out of the picture mate and was a long time ago. until he gets lonely again....
63) Who was the last perso
jesus. umm. i think it was my mom but we were watching gone with the wind together.
64) Do you give out secon
yeah. i'm an idiot...although i could never ever forgive someone who cheated on me.
65) Is it easie
neith
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
not so much. it's been the most unusual, eye-opening, life-changing one. but next year is still to come to usurp that i hope.
67) What was your child
kegs. my family still call me it sometimes. when they're being ghey like.
68) Have you ever walke
no. my god..i've never lived.
69) Do you think
i think im brilliant.
70) Do you belie
yes i do. that's what gets me thorough all the fail.
71) What is the last thing
read a bit of great apes then listened to a song. morrissey i think...that's how people grow up.
72) Is there
i'm not answering this. you already asked.
73) What is bothe
see above.
74) Have you ever been out of the count
yus. just last week.
75) Do you play the Wii?
i have. it's alright, fun, novel, but i don't believe it's got longevity.
76) Are you liste
i am....iamx actually. i like pretending. and i do like pretending.
77) Do you like Chine
bleh. no. try being vegetarian and getting something from a chinese that isn't completely crap. i dare/challenge you.
78) Do you know your fathe
yes i do. 1 point for daughter skills.
79) Are you afrai
not any more. well, i am a bit scared of open air dark. like in a big field at night on my own. that's where the murderers go you see.
80) Is cheat
depen
81) Are you mean?
yeah. yeah i am.
82) Can you keep white
why would i ever want to?
83) Have you notic
nah. i've got bigger fish to fry. like...why is johnny k making that weird noise?
84) Do you belie
unfortunately.
85) Are you proud
i wasn't until my mother told me she envied me. then i realised...i'm pretty awesome!!
86) Do you wanna
i wanna make change.
87) Who was the last perso
the woman at the church who assimilated yoga with ouija.
88) Do you like the outsi
yeah. it's nice. especially when it's quiet. i'm bang into nature.
89) Are you curre
now i am.
90) Do you wanna
not today thankyou.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls
umm. i wanna say no, but i'm attention starved so if the postman looks me in the eye i try to get off with him.
93) Do you have a bank accou
who's asking? do you have 30 million ugandan dollars you need to rest somewhere??
94) What makes
friendship, sunshine, walking, creating....
95) Would
yes. to roxanne la win.
96) Ever been to Alask
nah. highly unlikely i ever will either.
97) Are you paran
umm. i guess i am a bit.
98) Do you watch
yeah i do. it's sad.
99) What is your zodia
saggi
100) Do you like subwa
the sandwiches? yes. the tunnels under roads? not so much.
- Mood:
lethargic - Music:MIA, paper planes
*snorts dr pepper out of nose* who knows? reading ulysses?
Why is the last reaso
umm. i dunno. can't remember. it was migraine i think. not because of the pain, because of the wanting it to stop after 4 days please.
What was the highl
making fairy cakes. i've never been able to bake in my life. maybe now i'll make a good wife.
Is there
anxiety. or hunger.
Who was the last perso
i don't get many calls. sawyer on thurst asking questions about ferries? crap, that was wednesday. a whole week ago.
Would
oh yeah. i watched the drugs debate yesterday. i know everything.
Do you know your fathe
gary's? yeah.
Would
have, do, will.
Where
under my pillow. as always.
Where
in my bed. novel.
What is a commo
i haven't woken up in my own bed since july. or even my own home. it's looking like this weekend the record will have to be set though. no dollars and no plans make kerry a dull boy.
Have you ever been given
yeah. it turned my finger green. being prospective marriage material fail.
Have you done anyth
yeah i did. what doesn't kill us makes us stronger though?
Have you done anyth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvL_D90ce-Y
nah
Do you own a polo shirt
no but i want one. don't think they look right on big girls' breasticles though.
Are you excit
2009? i have high hopes for the whole year.
How is your hair right
needs dying but at least it's clean. that's a cheeky bonus.
What is tomor
thursday/turd day. making a bajillion more cakes. today was the dress rehearsal and i passed.
Where
gary? down-down stairs talking to the dog.
Look to your right
my beadstead. my island in the sea of crap on my floor. there are various scarves and flowers and stuff hanging off it from where i pull everything off my hair/head last thing at night. and my new headphones which i can't sleep in for fear of removing the side of my head.
Have you ever hated
yeah i did do that. girls are dumb.
Do you think
eugh. no.
Is it hard to get over someo
it's the hardest thing in the world.
Have you ever thoug
now and again.
What did you do yeste
pottered i think. pottered about and did washing and hoovering and reading. i really like reading.
Do you prefe
bare feet. but not for outside the house. apart for the garden.
Do you wish someo
i wish i was hanging at babyd's, cold chillin and making pasties and tassles. or even better, in our house.
Has anyon
yeah but i probably deserved it. i was an asshole to him.
Last night
um. probably not because that's weird.
Do you hate the last perso
don't have enough information to register such opinions.
Have you ever said you would
no. that's a horrible thing to say.
Is there
yeah. working on it.
Have you ever said I love you but you lied?
never.
Is waiti
like if they're late? or are we talking a jonas brother thing? either way, you have to weigh up if they're worth it. i'm an impatient person though. and am never late.
Do you say sorry
i used to. not so much any more.
Has someo
yeah. it sucked. they sucked.
Are you happy
i am thanks for asking. there's a plan in place. all it needs is money. (don't they all?)
Who is the last perso
um. jeez. i honestly can't remember.
Do you alway
no. i rarely have it on me.
Are you mean?
yeah. i'm a veritable asshole if you deserve it.
Do you like the rain?
if i'm in bed i love it. and thunder. but if it's daytime and i've shit to do, nah mate. you can keep it.
Your heart
your mum?
Do you like compe
i'm the least competitive person ever invented.
Who was the last perso
probs babyd.
Who's bed did you sleep
mine. although johnny k took approximately 78% of it.
Recen
*shrugs*
Dark hair or light
dark please.
Where
post office. exciting.
- Mood:
cold - Music:daniel johnston - come see me tonight
I've just been round to my local C of E church to check out what's on at the church hall. I used to do a yoga class there and need to bet back into it to sort out my body and brain-box. I approached one of the old dears running what appeared to me to be the 'lunch date for the over 95s' and asked her if she knew anything about it. She didn't and took me to the office to find out from the church secretary. Not noticing i was stood there, the secretary proclaimed 'ooh no we wouldn't touch yoga with a barge-pole'. Upon realising i was there in all my pierced-lip and visible bra-strap glory, she explained, down her nose that 'we can't condone anything that stands against the chrstian faith'. I can has tunnel vision?? I then invited her round my house to call my mom a nazi and kick my cat for not going to confirmation.- Mood:
cynical
The interweb had said the hotel was 4 KM from the centre of the city. Genius. A little walky will wake us up. So, armed with just a christmas cracker compass, off we headed east along the banks of the Seine. Apparently, they like the organic style of pavement engineering. Added bricks, holes, toilet smells, tree roots a bonus. Upon spying a tethered hot-air balloon, we decided this was where the party was at. It turned out it wasn't though i did collect some acorns from here on the way home. Yeah, rock n roll i know. Trying to get out of this park was like krypton factor meets the times crossword. We ended up in narnia where there was an old french man trying to hide behind an olve tree. Cute.
We continued along the Seine and nerd-eyes reynolds spotted the eiffel tower along the skyline. This, was our target. If you're gonna be a tourist, do it all out. Turns out, 4KM in french money is the equivalent to about 5 miles. L-ame. Upon arrival at the tour d'eiffel, we played the tourist game. Photo click-click. We viewed it from all angles but the killer heat was getting to us, we needed beer and we needed it now. After passing a poor-man's girls aloud getting out of a british limo opposite the tower (?) we found the perfect pavement cafe/bar for drinking/people watching/trying not to die of tired. I ordered 2 beers. 'Small medium or large' the waiter asked. 'Large' I replied. We were on holiday and we were going to do it properly. I saw a sign that said 'Large beer €6'. Genius. I'd go a little over the top for holiday beer. Beers arrived. I felt like a kid when they go out for a meal (with their family of course, kids don't go restaurants.) and they get brought a giant knicker-bocker-glory with sauce and flakes and sparklers and bells and whistles and all that jazz on. It was fucking huge. A litre. A giant litre of delicious beer. I remember very little of the following couple of hours. I annotated the placemat for memory-spark skills at a later date. We ate and had a couple more beers. At this point we'd been awake 31hrs each-ish. Beer and sleep deprivation makes for win/fail. We were a little obsessed with the bollard inspector. Well from what we could gather that was his primary occupation. Ha-ha, ho-ho, oh excuse me can we have the bill please. 4 Beers (monolithic variety), 1 steak, 1 salad = €96
Turns out, worlds' biggest beers cost €18 each. Good job we were drunk otherwise i may have cried. We paid up and weaved a path back towards the hotel. Plan was to head home, nap and shower etc then head back out later to get ass violated by the tourist bars. Genius. When we arrived back at the eiffel tower 'viewing deck' we decided it was time for a nap already and lay down an dhad a little sleepy amongst all the milling tourists. Not the best idea. There was no way either of us could make it back to the hotel yet, 4km or 45 miles away, whatever it was. We moved under a tree into the shade so we could sleep off some of the beer so we could make it home wthout dying.
I awoke three times over the following hour or so, gauging my sober rating with a little stumble around the grass, much to the amusement of the surrounding spectators. I finally managed a walk without tripping over my own hands and awoke sawyer. Bad move. Dude had to throw up in a bush under the tower. It's a good job i'm devoid of the shame gene. After being incredibly respectful too and taking a piss in above mentioned bush, i emerged to find Sawyer chatting to a local and then stepping out in the road in front of a carnival float. I pulled him back by his throat/arm/t-shirt and this was a theme to be repeated all the way back to the hotel. I purchased approximately 14 gallons of bottled water, some coke, bananas and a mars bar. (Tasted foreign). How I kept the will to live when I could barely keep my eyes open and my companion is walking into oncoming traffic is beyond me.
I have vague recollections of singing morrissey and considering a career as a road crossing inspector and another little nap on the pavement opposite the hotel....but we eventually made it. There were grand intentions to make it back out that evening, but when i hit the 37th hour...(9pm) i was fast asleep, as we both were till 10am the following morning.
We had cancelled out the hangovers, checked out the hotel like lil chris and headed back into paris, this time along the north bank of the river towards the arc de triumph and the champs elysee. The walk nearly killed me. I think we frequented approximately 78% of the benches along our way. We wondered exactly how far we'd walked when we reached the Statue of Liberty.
The parisian drivers are mentally ill. All of them. There are no lanes, rules, laws. Nothing. It's a free for all. When we saw a car being pulled over by three army trucks and a police car, the only conclusion i could draw was that he had a dead stripper in the boot because there were blatantly no traffic lawsin place. We sat at the foot of the arch and watched the traffic. It was like a cross between whacky races, hillbilly rally and booze britain.
The rest of the Sunday was fairly sedate. Lunch in the sun with espresso and sunburn. A brilliant idea to take the walk up the eiffel tower. Why oh why did i say yes? I could have spent that €3 on, i dunno, a pipette full of beer. I made it almost to the first platform when i practically died. I was lightheaded, dizzy, unable to breathe and about to faint. Brill. I blame anaemia. I headed back down and lay on the grass, (our favourite are from the day before as it was) and took photos of a girl with ugly extensionswhile sawyer headed up to the second platform.
Walk home with muchas complaining and a bet where i may or may not have gambled my cat away with regards to the location of narnia.
Morrissey shall always remind me of driving out of Paris, through the death tunnels, in the sunshine, happy but exhausted.
Spontaneity is the name of the game
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( photomagraphs de paris )
( travel journal )
- Location:back in engleterre
- Mood:crippled
- Music:morrissey, handsome devil john peel track.
going france on saturday. for a laugh like. exciting. my biggest worry is being able to buy fags. we never learned that in gcse. orr, we might be going brussells instead. they still speak french though don't they? and they only do little beers don't they? or, can you get a half litre in belgium? that's like a pint but better.
need to get some euros.
- Mood: cold
Your name plus "y"?
kerryy. why would anyone do that?
Two feeli
hung and over.
What are you liste
my father sneezing. from 2 floors away. he just likes to let s know he's still here.
A part of a song lyric
who likes to rock the party? new zealand likes to rock the party...
Descr
on my bed. thinking about new pillows. need new pillows. i've got about a bajillion things to buy this week coming but not enough money. i suck.
The highl
last night was the only time i left the house. extreme trivial pursuit challenge with team cat aids. i think we were playing for 7 hours.
What are you cravi
cold coca cola. as it is i have tepid tap water. no i don't, i've lost my glass. massive epic fail.
Who was the last perso
jesus. umm. when i went with babyd and dan to the pub quiz. aaages ago.
What are you scare
masks, face paints, cotton wool. the standard stuff.
Last movie
saw brief encounter again the other day for about the gazillionth time. the last new film was somers' town. last episode in 'bbkf and selly go to the movies' i guess. selly, you suck.
Are you think
selly. because i just mentioned her. that's how slow my mind's working today. bleurgh.
Britney Spears, skank or not?
nah. i just think she's ill and trapped in a whirring machine. feel sorry for her actually, cause i can see it all ending tragically.
What is the last thing
some ween songs. thanks for reminding me. if i don't put them in itunes now, they'll be lost forever on my sluttish tip of a desktop.
Who was the last perso
me? my nan i guess. but i've been in hospital myself loads more times since then.
Say somet
she loves slash too
Name a frien
jemma. coo-ee, jemma. come home now. it's beyond a joke. you've made your point, yes you can travel the world if you can be bothered.
Do you have to work tomor
in a sense. posting stuff to make money from selling them. i think that was probably the worst sentence ever made since english language was invented.
Do you have a crush
um. no. hollow, empty, cold. that's me. (smiley face)
How many house
jesus. can i count on my toes after my fingers? 11. possibly 12.
For or again
pro. as long as i get to be bridesmaid clare?
Last frien
probably babyd. i'm too hungover to turn the msn on today though.
Who was the last perso
aniyah. and oh, right, yeah?? what was the 'fucked up text message' campaign last night? 3 different people, all out to fuck with my head. thanks guys, like the migraleve wasn't enough?
What did it say?
random comment - i love RiD, i've got your best of.
have no idea how she got a hold of my best of. last i knew it was in london. and she isn't.
Where
chez's.
Has anyon
yeah. that's what boys think is a compliment.
Do you speak
pidgin french. however, did you know, if you speak english in the local dialect of whatever country you're in, the natives will understand you. helps in you shout a bit too.
Last thing
pussies galore. my god. why so many people told me i ought to be on there is beyond me and a little offensive.
though i really do want one of these....
- Mood: only cause i need another bath
- Music:ween
could someone come round and finish cleaning my cooker please? i want to watch dvds and play with makeup. kthxbai.
- Mood: thirsty
i bet my friend £50 english dollars it wasn't the end of the world today.
she owes me £50 english dollars.
she still hasn't realised she was duped.
- Location:nesting
- Mood:
enthralled - Music:inxs. and why not?
the british cycle race went down my road today. that was pretty insane. weird though.
- Mood: nerdy
How have you felt today
nothing. how peculiar is that? i felt absolutely nothing. been listing stuff on tsuk so that took about a bajillion years, then the cat trod on the computer and sent it off for checking by the mods before i had time to check it myself. over-zealous kitteh is getting 10% less cuddles this afternoon.
Who was the last perso
i slept with twins on saturday night. gemma and julie. there was no monkey business to be had. i did give them green sheets though. i'm the house guest with the mouse-est.
When was the last time you talke
umm. off of the myspace, i think it's jemma. a few weeks ago, but in my defence she lives in australia at the moment. i was gonna text her of friday actually, but i looked at her number and it began with a 6 so i panicked and went to the shops instead. they've got all the halloween crap in the pound shop already so i came home with a pile of plastic skull tat. yeahh!!
Have you ever cried
yeah. lame.
Do you like your name?
some days. i still wanna change it to roxanne though. roxanne la win if i'm very drunk when i go to the solicitors. i already changed it once to change my surname to my step-dad's so they're gonna start to think i'm on the run from the law. i'm not though.
Whats
oohh. i couldn't tell you. i love particular elements of many songs. check out my top 25 most played :
lil chris? oh yeah baby.
Are you happy
a bit nothing as i said earlier. not sad, not ecstatic. it's one of them nothing days. hum. maybe i should do something to make me laugh or cry. jolita already made me laugh today though. super-stalker spotting = hilarious.
What were you doing
i had just gone to bed. tru-fax. i'm as lame as they come. i had hangover from hell and had been travelling for about 4 hours and i managed it without crying so i rewarded myself with the earliest night known to man.
Last perso
gemma's bren. to the station. where i missed my train by 1 minute. so i had to go into notts and accidentally went in the mac shop. whoopsy. well, they told me they were closing in 6 minutes so i panicked and bought mascara. and a pencil sharpener. i sharpened all my pencils this morning. that was satisfying.
What'
umm...lip? ages ago. should i get my nape done? too many people are saying no. i say yes. do i sway with the masses?
Do you know if anyon
not in a gay way but in a hey way? you mean like a boy? highly unlikely. in fact i'd go as far as to say no.
Have you ever made a boyfr
yeah. i'm a horrible girlfriend. oh wait, does that outline why no one likes me? bugger.
Have you ever dated
very rarely dated anybody younger than me pal.
Do you get distr
there's a robin outside the window.
Do you live alone
i do not. i sometimes think i'd like to but in reality i think it would suck. maybe i should give it a go for a while some time? in the days when i'm made from gold coins?
Can you keep a secre
yeah. but no. but yeah. depends who the secret is about. actually, if someone tells me not to tell anyone, i (more often than not) won't. however...gossip...that's a whole other story. that's how you get people to like you.
Do you have any phobi
cotton wool, over sized buttons, face-paints and masks. meep. even thinking about them makes my fingernails go funny. the thing that really pisses me off is people who go 'wooh here's some cotton wool' and throw it at me because they don't think it's a bad as say a spider phobia but they'd never never ever do that to someone who is phobic of spiders. it's fucking serious pal. i'll claw your eyes out if you bring that shit anywhere near me.
Your favor
true romance. probably my favourite movie full-stop. you're so rad.
Are you happy
acceptable but not where i should be. i need dollars to get my act together.
Do you have trust
i'm far too trusting. does that count? i try to see the best in anybody i want to so gloss over an awful lot. bad.
Ever make plans
never. maybe once or twice but only due to circumstances out of my control. i hate when that happens. i also hate hate hate lateness. makes me soo angry. there's no need for it if people just think.
Are you open with your feeli
oh yes. what's the point in hiding anything?
Are you loved
in some ways but not the way i want.
Do you care what other
i have little or no shame but i still care that people i know/love have the right impression of me.
Did you get any compl
my mom told me i looked like sara off big brother. she has previously stated that she thinks she's ugly. well done mom.
Do you have any bruis
my god yes. i bruise like a peach and following last saturday i look like i'm wearing a purple unitard when naked.
Last thing
council pop. i'm really pissed off that all the glasses in this house are minuscule. i drink water by the pint over and over all day long. the sorry state of the glassware situation forces me to the tap every 10 minutes.
How are you right
will you stop asking me this please?
Somet
found my conditioner i lost. it's one of those days.
Would
pub.
Does the last perso
gemma's the best mate for night out shenanigans. i don't touch her bum though.
- Mood: thirsty
- Music:some lame-ass film on tv
baby dull. venting my spleen. she's good at that. we both are. that's why it works. that and the gin and 100% compatibility win.
who has your myspazz password.
kerenza. c'est tout.
What were you doing at 11:00 AM?
spazz attack and hoovering and smoking. in that order.
What are you doing tomorrow?
looking after daisie the dude.
What are you listening to?
ami trying to talk someone out of a shitty tattoo on miami ink.
How is your hair?
shorter than it should be but it's all for the win. and could do with a go on the horse shampoo.
How is your heart lately?
dire.
Name something that made you frown today?
stupid incapacitating idiocy of myself.
What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
cider.
What colour is your phone?
black. of course.
What makes you mad?
arrogance, idiocy, ignorance, heart-ache, my friends being fobbed off.
What do you spend most of your money on?
travel
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
regularly.
How long does it take for you to take a shower?
10 mins. fucking boring and you can't listen to music. i'm all about team bath.
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
no but i like petrol stations. and service stations more. 100% fun.
Do you have any obsessions/addictions right now?
drawing, pessimism. nice.
Where were you last night?
on the floor of my father's studio trying to get grace's tattoo perfect.
Do you like who you are, as a person?
finally though i still worry whether other people do.
Have you talked to a complete butthole today?
no. i only spoke to sarah and alex. and daisie and isobel but they are children what rule. oh wait, this stupid old woman whose grandkid fell of the roundabout at the park pushed me over to get to her drama queen child. he was fine but when someone has been standing for several minutes shouting out for someone's guardians, don't be a stupid asshole when you realise it's your charge that is faking war wounds under the roundabout. i may have a lip ring but i gave more of a rat's ass about your grandchild at the moment. i was the only person out of about 20 'grown-ups' who did anything. shit off.
What's the last thing you ate?
chips. didn't meet up to my expectations.
Last movie you watched?
a room for romeo brass. fucking win.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
someone always ends up hurt....but in the moment it feels awesome. which emotion is greatest??
What do you do when you have a bad day?
drink and read.
Do your parents really know you?
my mom does. 100%. sound as a pound, though we are a little too similar at times.
Would you rather cheat or be cheated on?
neither. both are heinous crimes of the heart.
How different are you from three years ago?
a completely different person. so so much. blood pressure is within safe!
Your view on drugs?
BORING.
Do you miss anyone?
everyone i do and have ever loved.
What was the last conversation you had with your best friend about?
do i have one? just one??
Is there any meaning behind your myspace song?
i still haven't found that beat.
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
absolutely. karma is the buzz word of my lifetime.
Three feelings at the moment?
pissed off, lethargic, brand-new.
Who was the last person you saw?
alex. he was moaning about chicken. i love him for getting rid of the dead baby rat though.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
i have no idea. hmm. maybe someone bought me a drink one day? babyd bought me the necklace. that was it. man. gift fail.
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- Mood:
hopeful
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